MotorPains's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Acne Be Gone - the Game]

Poor Guy...

Lots of pimples. Oh, and such a variety. Anyway, pretty cool game and that guys got it bad. Lucky him, I popped them all with a second to spare, owch, thank god for trackballs.

[The Ass]

What The Hell Is Your Wife On?

Wow.

[Defend Your Castle (Full)]

BULL SHIT

thios game is a bullshit waste of time and memory... i played this game for about an hour was kicking ass then stupid ass giants came and killed me faster than i could say wow that was bullshit! crap crap crap....

[Orc Hunter]

How Is It Possible To Score One Hundred...

I think I may have missed a good fifteen and scored 57 when the time was up. I don't know, next time I play I'll count. Anyways, I think this would be cool if you made more to it and this could be one of the many mini missions included as part of an overall quest to save the Hobbits. I think you should get a little gory and give more of a response to the shooting of the crossbow. Maybe make them come up less and although a cool little thing, I don't know about the realism of me shooting a crossbow like a machine gun :).

[Tactics Core Demo]

I Like This One A Lot...

This is my favorite game on Newgrounds and my only problem with it is the fact that I continuously forget who my people are and cant tell if its them or not from the photo. Other than that this is the best game with the coolest system on Newgrounds, maybe even best freeware on the internet.

[Zelda RPG <finished>]

Good...

It wasnt hard but not too easy.. it was a good game overall. cant wait to beat the next game.. Ohh Bye The Way I would have voted higher on the music but you can only vote ten.. oh also dread z you can lick my fucking nuts.. i would like to see u make a better game asshole!!!

[Click The Box]

I Think I Finally Beat The System...

Well I just found a spot the square hit quite often and clicked there fast and I beat the levels easy, or can you consider that beating it... anyways I think the movement should be smoother because 6kb can't be brought to to high of a filesize so just make it move more smoothly and increase the framerate. Peace.

[M - 16 Shooting Range]

Haha I Went Crazy!...

My accuracy when I just clicked every where and my accuracy was 0.3606911...haha take that America. By the way I'm American so...anyways I enjoyed this quite a bit. Probably too much, so I'm just gonna close the window and say good bye...nice game although sometimes my bullets had no effect whatsoever on the targets.

[Zombie Patrol!!]

I Liked This...

I think you should add more zombies, maybe even just changing the hair color or the vest. I think it would be cool if you made a random number decide on a death animation, and sometimes have their head blow off and they drop to their knees or something. Just something to lighten the same old level and monster design. I thought this was a pretty cool game and I feel generous I'm going to go vote a five.

[WOT_II SpecOps]

I Loved It...

That was so cool, the MP5 rules. I think it would be cool as a sort of change, to add either a grenade launcher, rocket launcher, or flamethrower mission to the next one, so it give each game a certain originality, like the first one which had the sniper rifle. I think this is one of the best shooters on Newgrounds and its right up there to me with the Combat Instinct series. I liked the way the game played and you kept the feeling that the first game gave out. Good game.